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Rating all the emperors of Rome in the history of the Roman Empire (sort of)
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Saturday Nov 11, 2017
Saturday Nov 11, 2017
This is the end - my only friend - the end. Orestes has a plan to start a new golden age. It involves his son being the emperor, plus about a thousand problems magically going away.
Spoiler warning: he fails. But find out how!
Also: We figure out when the West was doomed to fail, plus whose fault it was!
Also: find out who would the public vote for the spare Je Na Caesar place.
And finally: we draw the rounds for the epic battle that will start next week!
Saturday Nov 04, 2017
Saturday Nov 04, 2017
Ok, seriously, someone needs to step up. Who can sort this mess out? What about the son of Majorians general, the nephew of one of the best generals of the age, the nephew of Leo, supported by Zeno and the east, a man with links to Syagrius and the Friendly Franks, a man who has been running Dalmatia very well for the last couple of years. He sounds good!
Time for him to stand in the surf and demand the tide retreat...
Saturday Nov 04, 2017
Saturday Nov 04, 2017
Ricimer is dead, the man behind the throne for the last two decades. Rome needs someone to fill his shoes, someone as cunning, as ruthless, as capable. Instead it was stuck with Glycerius. Oh well...
Saturday Oct 28, 2017
Saturday Oct 28, 2017
Ok, the empire is falling, it is over run, there is no hope. But then up steps this man! Sure, he is a handy puppet caught in a vast game of politics between Ricimer and Leo, but that does not mean he can't make his mark on history! Sorry? Oh, it does mean that? oh. That's a shame.
Saturday Oct 21, 2017
Saturday Oct 21, 2017
He was destined to achieve great things, almost emperor of the East, then actual emperor of the West. With East and West unified once more and with the backing of his good friend Leo, how could Anthemius possibly lose? As long as he does nothing to annoy Ricimer, it will all be fine...
Also: Jamie has a new toy! And everyone should be kind and encourage his creativeness - he has been practising all week.
Saturday Oct 14, 2017
Saturday Oct 14, 2017
Severus III! The third of the Severuses. Watch as he singlehandedly rest- oh, sorry Ricimer, Didn't see you there. You want this episode to yourself? Oh, of course you can. Do you mind if we keep the title Severus III though? Just to keep things neat. Cheers.
Saturday Oct 07, 2017
Saturday Oct 07, 2017
The west is gulping the last of the air that it can get into its lungs. Calling it an empire is now merely an insult to empires everywhere. Britain is gone, the Danube is gone, Spain is gone, Africa is gone, and Gaul... Gaul looks shaky. But what's this? One last ditch attempt to restore the might of the Roman Empire? Will it succeed? There is less than 20 years till the Fall of the West, so you can probably guess the answer. But in the meantime, look how good Majorian looks while swinging an axe...
Saturday Sep 23, 2017
Saturday Sep 23, 2017
Avitus!
A little known emperor that had a chance to turn the Roman Empire back towards the golden age...
Oh, the Empire is due to end in 20 years.... He has a deadline and he needs to be fast.
Saturday Sep 16, 2017
Saturday Sep 16, 2017
Petronius had big dreams, by day he was a loyal senator, helping Valentinian keep the empire ticking over, but by night: by night he was scheming and plotting and planning and cackling. He was going to rule the empire, and when he did, he would show them all! Nothing would stop him! He was not scared of anyone or anything! Sorry? Who are coming? The Vandals... oh. oh dear.