Episodes

Saturday Mar 24, 2018
89 Anastasius
Saturday Mar 24, 2018
Saturday Mar 24, 2018
A boy was born with two different coloured eyes so everyone called him a rude name. Then some stuff happened and he became Emperor. There are the Isuarians, the Demes and the Orthodox church out for his blood, plus Bulgars and Persians. And he is getting on in years. How can Anastasius possibly succeed? Find out in this week's episode of Totalus Rankium!
Featuring Drunk Monks!

Saturday Mar 10, 2018
88 Zeno
Saturday Mar 10, 2018
Saturday Mar 10, 2018
It's not often a father succeeds his son - Zeno has the mighty job of ruling the East as the West crumbles and literally everyone he knows turns against him. It's not going too bad - he just needs to avoid those pesky men up their pillars.

Saturday Mar 03, 2018
87 Leo II
Saturday Mar 03, 2018
Saturday Mar 03, 2018
Surprise mini episode! Yes, we are going to a fortnightly release schedule. But Leo II is so pathetic he doesn't really count. Find out exactly why he was so useless in this episode that only exists because the intro clearly states 'Ranking ALL the emperors...'

Saturday Feb 24, 2018
86 Leo
Saturday Feb 24, 2018
Saturday Feb 24, 2018
We are back! Series 2 of Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium begins with Leo the Butcher. We have already covered his reign in the last series, but now we get to see it from his perspective. and finally find out why he was called "The Butcher".