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68 Valentinian II

July 15th, 2017

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It's tough being 4 years old. Everything is too big, you have to eat your greens, you are getting to grips with this toilet business, and your mother and the most powerful bishop in the west of the empire are playing tug-of-war with your existence. Oh, and a scary man with a cool name, who already killed your brother, is coming to kill you also. 

It took Little Val several years before he attempted to get control over his fate... in retrospect, maybe he shouldn't have bothered. 

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67 Magnus Maximus

July 7th, 2017

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The Nameth Maketh the Maneth. Or at least so though Magnus' parents, who clearly though that calling their dear child the 'Greatest Great' who ensure great things. And, to be fair, he became an Roman emperor. But does he live up to the name? why does he hate heretics? and why does he need to please the Bishop Ambrose, despite the fact that he hates the man? Find out i this week's Totalus Rankium! 

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66 Gratian

June 24th, 2017

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Gratian has some big sandals to fill. His father was a Je Na Caesar winner with a score comfortably in the top ten. Knowing this when he took the purple, he knew he would have to impress. But then his uncle messed everything up. Goths are running amuck, Huns are on their way and the Allimanni are still playing up. Will he sort it out? or will he pass the buck at the first opportunity? Oh, and who is this Magnus Maximus guy? He has a great name. The greatest... 

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65 Valens

June 17th, 2017

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Valens never expected to be emperor, but now he was, damn it, he was going to do it well! He was going East. He was going to show that Sharpur a - sorry? what's that? Usurpers you say? and Goths? Oh. ok, He'll sort them out first, but then, then he will sort out the East. As soon as he's sorted out the Goths. Where are they? Adrianople? How hard can this be? 

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64 Valentinian

June 10th, 2017

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The Constantinians are dead! It is time for a brave new start, it's time for the one and only Valentian to step forward! Who, you ask? You remeber him, he is the son of the trator who was responsble for Jovians father-in-law's death. No? he ran away from teh barbarians under Babatio. that's the one! let's see how he does... is he strong eough to found a dynasty, to put down two reolts and countless invasions? Let's find out! 

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